Chris Rock f/ Gerald Lervert - No Sex (in the champagne room)

Thanks to Skills email @ GMoore6666@aol.com for these lyrics.


Good evening Class of 1999 I have
one piece of advice for you no
matter what a stripper tells you
there is no sex in the champagne
room. None.

Oh theres champange in the champagne
room but you dont want champange, you
want sex. And there is no
sex in the champange room

Dont go to parties with metal detectors
sure it fells safe inside but what about
all those mutherfucka's waitin outside with
guns? They know you aint got one

if a woman says shes twenty and she
looks sixteen shes twelve.

if she tells you shes twentysix and
looks twentysix shes damn near 40

take off that silly ass hat

the ODB couldn't have possible commited
all those crimes Coolio did some of that shit

young blackman if you go to the movie theater
and someone steps on your foot let it slide.
Why spend the next twenty years in jail cause
someone smudged your pumas?

Cornbread.
aint nothin wrong wit that.

No matter what you think of what im saying
remember this one thing there's no sex in the
champagne room


Uhh
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne


If a homeless person has a funny sign
he hasn't been homeless for that long
a real homeless person is too hungry
to be funny

if a girl has a pierced tongue,
she'll probably suck you dick

if a guy has a pireced tongue
he'll probably suck you dick

Heres a horoscope for everyone:

Aquarius your going die
Capricorn your going die
Gemini your going die twice
Leo your going die
Scorpio your going die fuckin

No one go's to hooters for wigs.

If you been dating a man for four
months and you haven't met any of
his friends, your not his girlfriend

Some of the things I've said may not
apply to you some of the things I may
have said may offened you

No matter who you are yo must
remember this one thing no matter
what a stripper says,

There is no sex in the champagne room

NONE!


Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
aint get none cant have none, naa
in the champagne room
there is absolutely postively no sex
in the champagne room
na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex
in the champagne room na na say na na


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