WORDS OF WISDOM:
You know how you
pronounce words
that end in
E-A-R and E-E-R
like "ear"? Well,
instead of doing
that, pronounce
them like "ee-ah"
the way Paul
McCartney does.
Here's an
example:
the word "beer" -
pronounce it as
"bee-ah" (Two
syllables). Do
this from now on
and you'll live a
much longer and
happier life.
| DIG MY SECOND MOVIE! IT'S CALLED "ROAD
TRIP" STARRING STICKMAN BOB AND STICKMAN JIM AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY ME AND MY BEST BUDDY BOB |
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Read
what the critics have to say: "This one's better than 'Roller Coaster of Death'" - Me "A seat kicking brat gets his just reward on the last road trip of his life" -- www.ZooAss.com |
| Behind
the scenes: » Me and Bob came up with this
while we were in the back seat Behind the scenes: » of a van, going back to his house after seeing American Pie Behind the scenes: » I stayed home one day, dedicating the whole day to finishing Behind the scenes: » the head splattering sequence |
| SEE MY FIRST FILM, IT'S CALLED "ROLLER
COASTER OF DEATH!" STARRING A CHEAP IMITATION OF BART SIMPSON, FEATURING A CHINESE GUY AND THE THE GUY FROM "PILOTWINGS" |
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Read
what the critics have to say: "Death on the tracks of a looping roller coaster" -- www.ZooAss.com "Dude... that's why they invented seat belts, man. Like, I heard about a German guy who died in a car accident or something man, then he said, "Hey we should invent seat belts, man!" -- my best buddy (he's a stoner) |
| Behind
the scenes: » This is based on a flipbook I
made in fourth grade. Behind the scenes: » I was listening to Hank Williams while working on this film. |
| SOUTH PARK
ANIMATIONS » "CARTMAN KILLS KENNY" - This one isn't pretty » "MONTY PYTHON KILLED KENNY" - A fusion Pyhton & SP humor |
| SEE THE WORLD'S GREATEST
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE, you probably have heard it, but see my interpretation of it |
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SEE
THE MR. NINJA ONLINE COMIC BOOK, He's a character I created in seventh grade and drew comic book-like stories about up to tenth grade. My friends really got a kick out of Mr. Ninja. |
To see more stuff I did, check out my PICTURES PAGE