WORDS OF WISDOM:
You know how you
pronounce words
that end in
E-A-R and E-E-R
like "ear"? Well,
instead of doing
that, pronounce
them like "ee-ah"
the way Paul
McCartney does.
Here's an
example:
the word "beer" -
pronounce it as
"bee-ah" (Two
syllables). Do
this from now on
and you'll live a
much longer and
happier life.
DIG MY SECOND MOVIE! IT'S CALLED "ROAD TRIP" STARRING STICKMAN BOB
AND STICKMAN JIM AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY ME AND MY BEST BUDDY BOB
Road Trip Read what the critics have to say:


"This one's better than 'Roller Coaster of Death'" - Me

"A seat kicking brat gets his just reward on the last
road trip of his life" -- www.ZooAss.com
Behind the scenes: Me and Bob came up with this while we were in the back seat
Behind the scenes: of a van, going back to his house after seeing American Pie
Behind the scenes: I stayed home one day, dedicating the whole day to finishing
Behind the scenes: the head splattering sequence

SEE MY FIRST FILM, IT'S CALLED "ROLLER COASTER OF DEATH!" STARRING A
CHEAP IMITATION OF BART SIMPSON, FEATURING A CHINESE GUY AND THE
THE GUY FROM "PILOTWINGS"
Read what the critics have to say:

"Death on the tracks of a looping roller coaster" -- www.ZooAss.com

"Dude... that's why they invented seat belts, man. Like, I heard about a
German guy who died in a car accident or something man, then he said,
"Hey we should invent seat belts, man!" -- my best buddy (he's a stoner)
Behind the scenes: This is based on a flipbook I made in fourth grade.
Behind the scenes: I was listening to Hank Williams while working on this film.

SOUTH PARK ANIMATIONS
"
CARTMAN KILLS KENNY" - This one isn't pretty
"
MONTY PYTHON KILLED KENNY" - A fusion Pyhton & SP humor

SEE THE WORLD'S GREATEST KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE,
you probably have heard it, but see my interpretation of it

SEE THE MR. NINJA ONLINE COMIC BOOK,
He's a character I created in seventh grade and drew comic
book-like stories about up to tenth grade. My friends really
got a kick out of Mr. Ninja.

To see more stuff I did, check out my PICTURES PAGE