THE BUM BUM SONG ("Lonely Swedish")
by Tom Green


(sound of record needle hitting the vinyl)

My bum is on the rail!
Bum is on the rail!
Look at me!
My bum is on the rail!

My bum is on the man!
Bum is on the man!
It's a lot of fun to
Put your bum on a man!

My bum is on the step!
Bum is on the step!
Don't fall down the step you
Might hurt your bum!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

And that's not very fun,
When you fall down and hurt your bum.
I like to put my bum on things,
It's fun for everyone.

My bum is on the cheese!
Bum is on the cheese!
If I get lucky,
I'll get a disease!

My bum is on the "Swedish", "Swedish"
"Swedish"
"Swedish"

My bum is on the gum
Bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with
My bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship
The battle ship.
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum!
There'd be POO all over the place!
Poo-poo haha!

That's not very fun,
When you shoot a cannon in your bum.
I like to put my bum on things,
It's fun for everyone!

My bum is on the dog!
My bum is on the cat!
My bum is on the phone!
My bum is all alone.

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The "Swedish" is all alone
My bum is all alone.

One-two-three-four

My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone

GET THE POO OFF MY BUM!
(Get the poo off)
I NEED THE POO OFF THE BUM!

HELP ME GET THE POO OFF MY BUM!
(Poo-poo)
I NEED THE POO OFF THE BUM!

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
Yeah, the cannon!
Naw naw the can, not the loo!

BUM IS ALONE!
BUM IS ALONE!
BUM IS ALONE!
BUM IS ALONE!

Let me hear the cannon!

Now get the poo off my bum!
I want the poo-poo off my bum bum!

Can I hear the loon again?


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